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I come with a bunny army and my own brand of crazy
There are no purity rings here!
Created on 2006-06-20 13:29:28 (#10493221), last updated 2010-03-06
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Basic Info| Name: | kalimai |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1984-05-08 |
BioI am the third child in a family of 5 children. I am a freaking middle child. As a matter of fact, I am quite twisted and I have a sick sense of humour( as a matter of fact!)
I'm a 26 years old, English student in Paris and all my friends refer to me as "the girl who was crazy enough to decide to live in a house full of strangers". My roommates are a crazy bunch! We're 5, and soon there'll be 6 of us! We have 4 cats and all of them have for nicknames a celebrity name which correspond to their creepy personality. Yes! Our cats are a creepy bunch.
I work part-time in a grammar school but just so you know I hate children!! Because I AM NOT PAID ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE THEM!!!! If the government decide to increase my salary,by twice, I could consider the possibility of being nice to them! You know the usual: stop throwing stones at them, stop being mean to them, stop making them listen to good ol' rock classics during computer lab class, stop teaching them useful things, stop trying to turn them into people I would enjoy discussing with...the usual!!
One of these days I am going to graduate and I will do something useful with my own two hands, until this time comes I am enjoying my carefree lifestyle!
I am not really antisocial it's just that I can't fully stand people. So I spend my days bitching about everything around me, locked in my bedroom. When I'm not insomnia ridden I eventually go to work where I enjoy hating children, their parents, and the useless management that hire me and forget to pay me sometimes! When I am not working I enjoy bitching about the useless college management that seems to always lose my finals results as if I was enjoying retaking a class in which I already succeeded!!
When I am not bitching...well...I am sleeping, I guess!!
J2 Mood theme made by famineghost
Merlin moodtheme by tiffy
I'm a 26 years old, English student in Paris and all my friends refer to me as "the girl who was crazy enough to decide to live in a house full of strangers". My roommates are a crazy bunch! We're 5, and soon there'll be 6 of us! We have 4 cats and all of them have for nicknames a celebrity name which correspond to their creepy personality. Yes! Our cats are a creepy bunch.
I work part-time in a grammar school but just so you know I hate children!! Because I AM NOT PAID ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE THEM!!!! If the government decide to increase my salary,by twice, I could consider the possibility of being nice to them! You know the usual: stop throwing stones at them, stop being mean to them, stop making them listen to good ol' rock classics during computer lab class, stop teaching them useful things, stop trying to turn them into people I would enjoy discussing with...the usual!!
One of these days I am going to graduate and I will do something useful with my own two hands, until this time comes I am enjoying my carefree lifestyle!
I am not really antisocial it's just that I can't fully stand people. So I spend my days bitching about everything around me, locked in my bedroom. When I'm not insomnia ridden I eventually go to work where I enjoy hating children, their parents, and the useless management that hire me and forget to pay me sometimes! When I am not working I enjoy bitching about the useless college management that seems to always lose my finals results as if I was enjoying retaking a class in which I already succeeded!!
When I am not bitching...well...I am sleeping, I guess!!
J2 Mood theme made by famineghost
Merlin moodtheme by tiffy
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80s music, absolutely fabulous, ac/dc, age of empires, angel, ani difranco, animes, arrested development, arthur, bad company, beer, bitching, blue oyster cult, bones, books, boylove, brad rowe, brothers & sisters, buffy the vampire slayer, buttsex, cardiff, chad michael murray, chad/ryan, cheese, cillian murphy, classic rock, cocks, coffee, concerts, cooking, criminal minds, csi, dancing, dark angel, dean winchester, fairy tales, fandom, fanfiction, fiction, friends, gale harold, gay movies, gay porn, gay rights, gaylove, gilmore girls, granville street, hard rock, harry potter, heroes, homoerotica, homosexuality, ian mckellen, incense, insomnia, jared padalecki, jeffrey dean morgan, jensen ackles, johnny depp, journey, jsquared, kevin jonas, kevin/mike, kinks, kitsilano beach, laughing, literature, lord of the rings, lynyrd skynyrd, mangas, marijuana, merlin, monty python, morgan/reid, movies, music, original slash fiction, oscar wilde, photography, playing guitar, playing violin (off-key), porn, procrastination, queer as folk, reading, reid/morgan, rimming, robert rodriguez, rps, sam winchester, sarah mclachlan, sex and the city, shelter, silverchair, singing, skins, slash, sleeping, snowboarding, spankings, spn fandom ♥, starbucks, stephen king, studying, supernatural, tarantino's movies, the monty python, the oc, the pretender, the princess bride, the scifi channel, the vancouver canucks, the wizard of oz, tim burton's movies, torchwood, tori amos, travels, trevor wright, vancouver, victorian literature, vin diesel, vodka, volley-ball, wales, wincest, winchesters, winter, writing, xena, yamane ayano, yaoi, youka nitta
Schools:
Ecole Maternelle Jacques Prévert - Limeil-Brévannes, Val-de-Marne, France (1986 - 1990)Ecole Primaire Louis Pasteur - Limeil-Brévannes, Val-de-Marne, France (1990 - 1995)
Collège Joliot Curie - Valenton, Val-de-Marne, France (1995 - 1996)
Institut Sainte Thérèse - Montgeron, Essonne, France (1996 - 1999)
Lycée Romain Rolland - Ivry-sur-Seine, Val-de-Marne, France (1999 - 2000)
Lycée Guillaume Budé - Limeil-Brévannes, Val-de-Marne, France (2000 - 2003)
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (2003 - present)
National University of Ireland, Maynooth - Maynooth, County Kildare, Ireland (2008 - present)
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